The following Jokes have been sent in as part of the Senior's Challenge.

Sorry if your joke does not appear hear - either you forgot to add your firstname and Company or it has been censored!

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Ross of 1st Kirkintilloch	Did u hear about the fight on the school bus? It all started when the conducter punched the ticket for seniors challenge.
Alasdair of 2nd Clydebank	Why did the lobster leave? He pulled a muscle!
Stephen of 2nd Clydebank	Just been 2 the gym and there's a new machine, only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick! Its good though - it does everything...... Kitkats, Mars Bars, Snickers and Crisps
Stephen of 3rd Galston	What do you call a man with no dog? - dugles
Lewis of 3rd Galston	Knock knock .. Whos there? Scott. Scott who? Scott nuthing to do with you.
Ally of 1st Orkney	Man walked into a bar. Ouch!
Kevin of 3rd Galston	Wit dea u call a lion with no legs? Anything u want because it cany catch u.